Wednesday, October 5, 2011

My Anglo-Saxon Boast

(In response to someone telling me I can not grow to be 10 feet tall)


Do not tell me it cannot be done. People grow to be tall all the time. You may not be ten feet tall, but you are not worthy of that great height! You do not deserve to be the tallest there is. You are tall enough already; you do not need to grow to be so interestingly tall! It can be done, and I will be the one to do it. Look at the progress I've made so far! I was a mere twenty inches at birth, and now I am five feet tall! Five feet! I am already halfway to my goal! I can grow to be ten feet tall and I will. I may be a short-stack now, only pocket-sized compared to others. But one day soon you will look up to me as I will tower over you!

1 comment:

  1. From my summer reading report on Grendel:

    Before: Grendel is attacked by a bull...

    After: A bull attacked Grendel...

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